Faldo Day 1 Complete...

10 hours of golf later...

Human Torch's leg's are a reddish color (sunburn) that's best described as 'medium rare'.

I have been instructed to change everything I know about golf and instead channel Woods, Nicklaus, Sondheim and Elvis...but keep it all inside.

Between the two of us HT and I lost about 30 balls on the course today, necessitating a visit to Balls-r-Us tonight, which I've been assured is not a gay bar. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

We've been videotaped by our teacher Mike.  I look like The Thing's less clobberin' little brother. HT looks like the lobster that ate Manhattan...

Day 2 holds more of the same. 4 hours of being corrected, then another tangle with the Shadow Ridge course.