Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Altadena Golf Course Wrap-Up

Shot 50 for 9 holes, including disastrous fifth hole. Should have been more like 46.

Beat Human Torch by six strokes, but he didn't use his secret power, which is smoking while swinging.

For some reason, that makes me think of the Austin Powers scene where Elizabeth Hurley's character asks him if he smokes after sex.

"I've never looked, baby!"

While we're on the subject, here's a flashback to sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.

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